Wade Wilson, here.

I'm the merc. With the mouth. Apparently other mercs don't have mouths.

I'm from Marvel's Earth-616 - well, sort-of. Technically, this is an 'indie roleplay blog', so a weensey bit of canon divergence is bound to happen.

Especially in the Brokeback Mountain sense.

justakansasboy:

@avengingdeadpool

*rolls on the floor giggling with krypto*

[he only watches in amusement]

“Who’s a good doggo, yes you are!”


Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

of-ocs-and-canons:

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asklorkhan:

I want to rp with you, but I don’t think you want to rp with me: a book by me


Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

viintersol:

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godsperfectidiiot:

avengingdeadpool:

godsperfectidiiot:

[ is it just me or am I not the only one who has thought that deadpool rpers are the only ones willing to follow other deadpool rp blogs? bc back when i wrote thor, and other characters, no twin muses would follow them. are DP rpers nicer maybe? i hope so. or maybe it’s just bc deadpool can break 4th walls and is willing to interact with twins, and the likes of Lady Deadpool, and his corps.

@avengingdeadpool

ehhhh i dont usually follow duplicates as a rule unless they’re pals? and i think a lot of people do that.

omg i’m your friend??

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Originally posted by hypehope

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of course you are, silly!


My RPing style:

notewcrthy:

ericbrandonrp:

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allthecanadianpolitics:
“ ☝️☝️☝️
And for further reading:
Canada has a Black Incarceration Problem that Human Rights Advocates say isn’t Being Addressed
”

allthecanadianpolitics:

☝️☝️☝️

And for further reading:

Canada has a Black Incarceration Problem that Human Rights Advocates say isn’t Being Addressed


godsperfectidiiot:

[ is it just me or am I not the only one who has thought that deadpool rpers are the only ones willing to follow other deadpool rp blogs? bc back when i wrote thor, and other characters, no twin muses would follow them. are DP rpers nicer maybe? i hope so. or maybe it’s just bc deadpool can break 4th walls and is willing to interact with twins, and the likes of Lady Deadpool, and his corps.

@avengingdeadpool

ehhhh i dont usually follow duplicates as a rule unless they’re pals? and i think a lot of people do that.


It’s Sexual, Sensual, Sinful Sunday!

my-malleable-muse:

So, send me your: 

  • dirty talk
  • your nsfw headcanons 
  • your “curious anons wanna know” 
  • you’re filthy openers 
  • your slow-burn starters
  • your suggestive innuendos 
  • your “Oh myyyyy” images

I’ll take ‘em all.


oopsprompts:

“I got called a monster so many times I figured I might as well live up to it.”


revenantinflames:

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 Deadpool I am a taken man. Out of respect for my girlfriend who I love, I wouldn’t have
   anything to do with a ‘Unity Squad Mud Wrestling Ring’
❜ 

He stopped for a moment, checking for anyone else in the room then leaning in to speak a little quieter. 

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    ❛ … But my money’s totally on Rogue. You? 

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                Hey, I’m a married man – doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a good
            mud wresting competition ! 

   Creepiness was, after all, practically a secondary mutation
at this point.

               Rogue is too awesome not to bet on, really. I mean, I won’t
           deny Synapse has potential to be equally badass, but we’re yet to
           see her fully blossom into the babe she’ll become. So much
           untapped potential in that girl – Rogue has so much more
           experience and I kinda feel like I have to side with mutants at
           this point. 



IC Cards Against Humanity Game!!

phcenixgirl:

phcenixgirl:

reblog if joining!!

PLAYER LIMIT HAS BEEN EXPANDED!! EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!!


ironmaidenfan:

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🌟  →     ❝  I said we get a lot of Disney money, ain’t said it’s clean money.
                        Still, don’t you guys have bad luck with Fantastic Four movies? 

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                Yeah, but now they’ve got me and X-Force in the works, I’m
            their new cash cow. My movie made more money than Batman
            Vs Superman
!